June 20, 2005

Women are like apples on a tree

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of getting hurt. So instead, they just take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to get... The apples at the top of the tree think there's something wrong with them, when, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top.

Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes... and it's up to women to stomp on them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Via Sarin Miso

4 Comments:

At 10:44 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god, this is a great post.

 
At 11:40 am, Blogger Unknown said...

this my original poem so please give me credit - Shuna Holmes

 
At 8:33 am, Blogger The Irish Nomad said...

Oh Shuna, you're the one?

Wow, this is one horrible analogy. It's not even true for REAL apples. The better ones are actually on the bottom of the tree a lot of times due to a better balance of light and sun. And it just furthers this analogy that somehow being "less available" makes someone more desirable. It's quite inaccurate and not even that poetic. It's just..... weak.

 
At 9:51 am, Blogger Unknown said...

This Poem HIGHLIGHTS The Fact that MORE WOMEN NEED TO STOP GIVING UNQUALIFIED MEN SEX ! ! ! LOVE and INTIMACY TAKES TIME. IF HE DOES NOT HAVE LOVE FOR YOU DO NOT ! DO NOT ! HAVE SEX WITH THESE WEAK MEN

 

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